weekend update have saturday night liveJane Wickline stars as Sabrina Carpenter in a comedy song that references Taylor Swift on Saturday night (December 14) Pop stars like Swift and Harry Styles, there’s no question the internet is talking about the pair’s sex. Carpenter was clearly not a big part of that rumor. In the sketch, Wakeline depicts the “Taste” singer as feeling left out.
“A lot of people on the Internet like to spread interesting rumors about whether pop stars are gay, and here’s a new song written by me, Sabrina Carpenter, called ‘When Will Someone Do This to Me?'” saturday night live The actor explained how Carpenter might have felt about it all before performing the impersonation.
Of course, the song sounds nothing like a real Carpenter hit. “I don’t look or sound like her. She’s completely perfect,” Wakeline said, but added, “As far as this song is concerned, I am her.
“Taylor Swift sings about a crush on her best friend/Y’all shout ‘lesbian’ because she didn’t say ‘my boy best friend,'” she sings over the keyboard.
“In a music video, I was making out with Jenna Ortega/No one doubted me when I said it was a metaphor for one of my ex-boyfriends/That’s it, but no one was curious, ” said Wickline’s Carpenter. In the next poem, she points out that making out with her female costar from “Taste” will only lead to online chatter like, “I heard this song was about Shawn Mendes.”
“Help me/Tell me what I’m doing wrong/Why am I the only straight pop star/Listen to them?/It’s lonely/I do gay things and you don’t get mad/I just want the same treatment/ I want mystery/Why don’t you think I’m bi or pretend I might be/I’m not bi or pretend but why doesn’t anyone think I’m lying/I just want you to think I might have a secret, ” she sang.
Wakeline went on to remind everyone that Carpenter also kissed a female alien on stage at the MTV Video Music Awards in September while performing a medley of her hits.
“I also made out with an alien girl at the VMAs/Nothing!” she laments in the song.
Carpenter has yet to comment.
Watch “Weekend Update” tease Carpenter in the video below. During the show hosted by Chris Rock, musical guest Gracie Abrams performed “That’s So True” and “I Love You, I’m Soon.”
